a Jenny Jones fan community by myself & modestmoiska
Join now plz. Jenny Jones must live on livejournal style! Current Mood: str8 laced
Well...I was talking about what I would be like when I'm a grandmother to my mum. I said I would drive a motorcycle and do crazy stunts and not be boring like all the rest of the knitting fiends. Well of course at that moment my mum was knitting. Yikes...not a good response.
Today I found out that two lesbians at my school were asking around to find out if I'm bi. You might be wondering why they would question my sexuality. It's because I wore a Hooters shirt yesterday. The hell? I just like the wings.
Stupid dykes. Current Mood: amused
okay, i work at a bookstore and one day a coworker of mine was holding up the OJ Simpson book "I want to tell you"
Except it's like this on the cover:
I want to
and his hand was covering up the "te" on the book. I said "What does that say? I want to kill
When I saw the group I just remembered an incident I thought I could share.
I'm not sure whether it was the last day of school or what but it was one of those occasions where everybody is hugging and so on. I generally dislike people in my personal space so when a particularly heavy butch-like girl comes my way I intend to tell her of my situation, what I blurt out instead however is, "Sorry, I'm homophobic" ...I really did mean to say Hug-a-phobic. ^^;;
A good interest for the community may be 'freudian slips'?
Miki Anderson Current Mood: amused
About four years ago I met my favorite band The Muffs in Dallas after a show. I was talking to their bass player Ronnie Barnett when he said the band's next stop was Houston. I said something to the effect that the city was a cultural wasteland and nothing ever good came out of Houston. After about five seconds of him giving me a blank look I remembered that Houston was Ronnie's hometown. In my defense I remember seeing a news report about Houston's tourist board having trouble coming up with any reasons for people to visit the city.
my very first day of high school i met this sophomore who was showing everyone pictures of her niece wearing a cow costume on her first birthday. she started blathering on about her sister, and mentioned that she was currently seventeen. i said "seventeen?! wow, you're sister got knocked up young!"
needless to say, she didn't like me very much.
Welcome to The Inappropriate Comments community. Have you ever said anything without thinking, that was insensitive, not politcially correct, not right for the situation or just come out wrong? Then post it here. It can be something you said, something that was said to you or something you overheard. The rules are pretty loose here. That said, let's get drunk and beat up some midgets. Thank you.